Anonymous asked: post sum artistic nudes pls

Oh ceaselessly randy anon. I wouldn’t know an artistic nude if it sat on my face. So how would I take one of my self? *stares into middle distance, self-pityingly*

Anonymous asked: your ass is hot.

I know.

turquoiseprostituta asked: thanks for adding me

You’re welcome.

(‘Adding’ reminds me of myspace… *a herd of tumbleweed blows across the plain*)

Anonymous asked: Sailors are hot as hell ;)

They sure are honey boo boo chile.

nefertem asked: I was doing a bit of research (i.e. not stalking) and i think your music is absolutely fantastic! However I don't really think it matches the style you have right now? I'm not saying it's bad haha you look very attractive still but it doesn't really seem to gel with your genre of music. Not a criticism but just a little thought haha

Aaaaargh that’s so sweet and a huge compliment coming from a babe totale like you. It’s an interesting point. Do you mean the shaved head look??? If so, it’s just a phase to give my scalp a breather from all that painful bleaching. And because I love trying new uncomfortable things. I agree that looking like an angry skinhead doesn’t really match my music necessarily… is that what you meant?

What sorta look do you think would suit it? I’m genuinely curious to know. I’m completely clueless re: styling/look/fashion (well, mostly clueless) and love trying new stuff. Any pointers/ideas?

thegirlintheolivegreenshoes asked: Thank you so much for following!

You’re welcome. Much obliged.

gaymish asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to go and choose ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.

I thought better of you Hamish. I really did.

The Brit Award nominations were announced today and they made me yawn, snore and then stomp about smashing things angrily. I don’t know why. I mean… there’s nothing explicitly wrong with them. They’ve nominated Kate Bush, Björk, PJ Harvey and Feist in major categories, where many other awards ceremonies might have ignored them. They’ve historically been good to women (and not just the sort of women whose careers are managed by people who think singing involves cleavage): lots of my favourite artists including M.I.A., Bat For Lashes and Robyn have been recognised by the Academy of British Songs and Noises (or whatever they are). So I’m not whinging. Not really. Not really, I’m not. Except I sort of am. Because lots of BORING people have been nominated this year (I’m too classy to name names) and lots of exciting people were left off.

I’m not surprised. I realise the Brits aren’t voted for or produced or put on solely for my enjoyment and I understand that they’re a mainstream music awards ceremony so they’re likely to feature what I consider to be beige, dull, middle-of-the-road, inoffensive, patronising, lowest-common-denominator shite. But yeah. These would be my picks if I was the only person to vote for the awards and I controlled the music industry and the world. But I don’t, so enjoy these in a theoretical and hypothetical capacity only.

Best British Solo Artist
• Kate Bush
• Laura Marling
• PJ Harvey
• Patrick Wolf
• Florence + the Machine

Best British Breakthrough Act
• Anna Calvi
• Nicola Roberts
• Cocknbullkid
• Emmy The Great
• Katy B

Best Single
• “Disaster” – JoJo
• “Virus” – Björk
• “Get Some” – Lykke Li
• “Don’t Hold Your Breath” – Nicole Scherzinger
• “Resuscitate Me” – September
• “Desire” – Anna Calvi
• “Run The World (Girls)” – Beyoncé
• “We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris)“ – Rihanna
• “Midnight City” – M83
• “Lucky Day” – Nicola Roberts

Best British Album
• Let England Shake – PJ Harvey
• 50 Words for Snow – Kate Bush
• Anna Calvi – Anna Calvi
• King of Limbs – Radiohead
• Cinderella’s Eyes – Nicola Roberts

Best International Solo Artist
• Björk
• Tori Amos
• Feist
• Camille
• Rihanna

Best Group
• Radiohead
• Those Dancing Days
• M83
• CSS
• Beirut

Best International Breakthrough Act
• Zola Jesus
• Julianna Barwick
• Lykke Li
• tUnE-yArDs
• Oh Land

Best International Album
• Biophilia – Björk
• Night of Hunters – Tori Amos
• Ilo Veyou – Camille
• Metals – Feist
• W H O K I L L – tUnE-yArDs

Outstanding Contribution to Music
• Kate Bush

Critics’ Choice (For New Artist Yet to Release an Album)
• Lana Del Rey